MIRACLE BERRY TONGUE TRIP

by la rhumba

Berries sold at Whole Foods in NYC have given my friends a new activity to enjoy while they’re high. The Miracle Fruit plant spawns berries that turn bitter and sour foods, sweet. The effect is caused by a molecule in the fruit which binds to one’s tastebuds. The taste flip usually lasts about about a half hour. You can buy the berries in the store or order a more potent pill version here. I passively encourge consumption because they produce some funny ass emails from my friend.

“i was squirting lemon juice down my throat! and Guinness = chocolate milk..”

“omg green apples TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY!!!”

THE FORBIDDEN FRUITS BY DEERHOOF:

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